Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009
mugGet the Toilet Babymug.

Knuck deep

When you're so far up that wet hatchet wound that your knuckles are bangin' on those beef lips like a drum.
Mom, I'm currently knuck deep. I'll be home later.
by Benicio Del Torro April 10, 2009
mugGet the Knuck deepmug.