Definitions by Benicio Del Torro

Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

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When you're so far up that wet hatchet wound that your knuckles are bangin' on those beef lips like a drum.

Mom, I'm currently knuck deep. I'll be home later.

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