Definitions by Bender Bending Rodriquez

mert 

A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.

Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.

mert by Bender Bending Rodriquez September 22, 2005