Ben Lynch's definitions

dimebag

A dead asshole guitarist for a bunch of second-rate bands. He sounds a whole lot better now he's been given some extra ventilation with a 9mm.

Dimebag Fan: "Oh my god! Someone just shot Dimebag! Call the cops!"
Me: "Cops are already here."
Dimebag Fan: "Why didn't they stop that guy from shooting Dimebag?"
Me: "Figure it out, asshole."

by Ben Lynch March 1, 2005

x

Slang for Ecstasy, the finest of all designer drugs. Makes girls get all loved up and desperate to be fucked.

I dropped some X at the rave.

by Ben Lynch February 26, 2005

oklahoma

Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.

I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.

by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005

Treach

Noun. A deformity of the face that causes people to act retarded and moo and stuff and take dumps everywhere.

Damn! Dat Beyatch gots the mad treach!

by Ben Lynch December 28, 2004