Definitions by Ben Laden
Hypebeast
Noun: A derogatory word which haters regularly employ to criticize someone who dresses in the finest garments and most opulent swag, thereby making their contemporaries look like imprudently dressed peasants. When invoked, this word is often followed with “N—gga” or some other nonsensical expletive to denote the intellectual handicap of the speaker. A favorite word of scrubs and the perpetually unemployed who shop from the sale rack at WalMart, and are often too obese, old, rail thin, broke, or ugly to pull off a leopard print vest from Billionaire Boys Club. To those who posted the first 78 versions of this definition: what’s your excuse?