Definitions by Ben Doverplease

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

Blonde Ranger by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020

burn out 

The act of smoking Marijuna, or burning out.

The football team "burns out" under the bleachers before every game, thats why we suck so bad.

Lets go burn out.

burn out by Ben Doverplease March 21, 2008