1 definition by Ben Brazier
A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004