Ben (sans companion)'s definitions

Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.

Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.

by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005