1 definition by Ben, Dean and Dan

Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.
Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)
by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006
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