2 definitions by Beldar ND

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND May 20, 2007

fist press

When a guy puts one fist in a woman's vagina and the other in her mouth and proceeds to bench press her.

Ryan fist pressed Becky last night like 13 times!!! Pat was pretty pissed I heard he only got to 9...even with all of his steroids...

by Beldar ND May 20, 2007