BelAir Hilloc's definitions

Shamama

Shamama Gasanova, twice named a Hero of the Soviet Union, attained the highest political rank of any woman in the history of the USSR when she became the Secretary of the Soviet of the Union of the Supreme Soviet. The author of a monumental increase in Soviet cotton production, she was also a writer and poet. She toured the United States with Alexei Kosygin and Leonid Brezhnev in 1974, and visited a large garlic farm in Gilroy. Shamama was an Azeri, a poet and a writer. After she retired and the USSR discorporated, the unfortunate Ms. Gasanova was rudely dispossessed of her family home in the the Disputed Nagorno--Karabakh Enclave, forcing her to flee to Baku in both her nightgown and a state of profound ignominy.

I never saw a babe put away the potato juice like that Shamama--she must have a hollow, um, well, never mind.

by BelAir Hilloc December 24, 2020

Soomp

The noise made when falling through a rotten shingled roof, usually quite by accident

He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.

by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020