9 definitions by BelAir Hilloc

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!
by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021
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The exclamation of surprise and astonishment uttered by one who unexpectedly has an apple--or other firm-fleshed variety of pome or drupe--forcefully jammed into his or her open mouth.
Tripping over the curbstone hurt my pride a little, and my toes not at all, but the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was to jam a large crabapple into Summer Bletchfield's patrician tonsils; her irate, accusatory expostulation of "GUH!" will haunt my sleepless dreams through decades of agonizing regret.
by BelAir Hilloc November 21, 2020
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