Definitions by BelAir Hilloc

Soomp 

The noise made when falling through a rotten shingled roof, usually quite by accident

He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.

Soomp by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020

Traffling 

Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.

Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.

Traffling by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018