why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 08, 2008

kirby stomp

The act of attempting a curb stomp but failing to kill the individual being stomped

I was about to kill this bitch, but turns out I could only muster up a kirby stomp.

by Beefy McNasty April 30, 2008