Beefaroni Teates's definitions

john henrying

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

by Beefaroni Teates May 4, 2014