Definitions by Beef barber

slam pony 

Someone who's good for sexual intercourse

That individual is a definite slam pony

slam pony by Beef barber October 21, 2020

staunchkins 

Threw up and fell asleep while watching Trump doing something

Trump was debating, and I had no choice but to staunchkins... I also shit myself

staunchkins by Beef barber October 21, 2020