Definitions by Beef Mcgriddle

Provenance Pickle 

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

Provenance Pickle by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

Poobacca 

A large turd produced as a result of using fiber supplements

Randy just sent me a picture of this monster Poobacca he left in the bowl. It really did look like a severed Wookiee arm, hair and all.

Poobacca by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021