Crotch Pheasant

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
by Bee's Knees! July 05, 2010
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Filthy Martinez

This is Dirty Sanchez' cousin.
Its the act of tossing someones salad after they've gone to the bathroom and having shit all over your face when you're done.
That girl is so nasty she's got Filthy Martinez written all over her!
by Bee's Knees! July 05, 2010
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