4 definitions by Bedford Bible Basher

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Captain Coupon

A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.

Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher

Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

A Chez

A friend who claims he likes beer, but doesn't, and goes to the extent of drinking a couple of mouthfuls, then leaving it to get warm so to waste it for the others.

Robert: Is he going to finish that? I thought he didn't like beer

Harry: He doesn't, but he's a Chez

Robert: What a (synonym to cunt)

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Reject Table

The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.

Darren: Shall we sit over there

Karen: No, that's reject table

Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014