Definitions by Bec Whish

Contramercial 

When an event or decision appears controversial, but is in fact done purely for commercial gain.

"A pair of twins won the Miss America contest this year."
"Contramercial."

Contramercial by Bec Whish March 12, 2008

Milo Lung 

The condition in which a small child heaps Milo over their ice cream, then leans in to take their first mouthful and accidentally inhales a large quantity of chocolate powder. Symptoms include wide-eyed shock and coughing.

"I thought little Timmy was going to die at the table last night - he got such a bad case of Milo Lung it looked like his eyes were going to pop out of his head."

Milo Lung by Bec Whish March 12, 2008