Definitions by Beardy

Lard 

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

Lard by Beardy March 31, 2017

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

forest gump leg by Beardy February 10, 2017

Spam Hulahoop

An asshole. Pink ring of anal love.

Finger my spam hulahoop, big boy!

Spam Hulahoop by Beardy February 14, 2005

Kare 

a Cross between a Care bear and a cute half dead Rabbit

CAre Bears GO
NAAAAA WOTS UP DOCK!!!!!
i'ma hunin wabbits

Kare by Beardy August 5, 2004