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Nicola Sturgeon 

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.
Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”
Nicola Sturgeon by Baywatch March 31, 2021

Englishman

Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London
Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home
Person “oh dear”
Englishman by Baywatch March 31, 2021