Batmans Great Aunt Sally's definitions

Dick Bruise

a Bruise Formed On a Womans Body After being Slapped By a Man Penis

Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"

Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"

Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"

by Batmans Great Aunt Sally February 12, 2010