Bartok the Wise's definitions

E. Hawtreys

A facebook personality impersonating someone who actually knows something about football, but thinks goalposts are made of cheese and thinks the Green Bay Packers are still relevant. His other claim to fame is that his family tree does not fork, giving it more the appearance of a telephone pole.

E. Hawtreys thinks Urban Dictionary cant be edited by literally anyone.

by Bartok the Wise September 15, 2019