Matwagon

A cool looking but rather smelly manatee that resembles young of a meerkat

Person 1: "Yadadoodle! Look at that matwagon!"

Person 2: "I know. Such a fine and unique species."

by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 10, 2023

matwagon

A smelly but cool looking manatee who closely resembles the young of a meerkat

Person 1: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Look at that meerkat!"

Person 2: "No, that's a manatee!"

Person 3: "No. That is obviously a matwagon. A matwagon is a manatee that closely resembles a baby meerkat."

Person 1 and 2: "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!"

by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 10, 2023

Rocklogman

An individual who studies the individual pieces that put together a rock or a log.

"I would like to become a rocklogman. It seems very fun and I already have interests in rocks and logs."

by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 11, 2023