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Rotty Voortman
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An
aged
queef containing both period blood and
yeasty
discharge
expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.
"I
went down
on
my girl
and all she
greeted
me with was a rotty voortman."
Rotty Voortman
by
Barren Von Voortman
October 20, 2009
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