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to suck a pregnant woman's lactating nipples.
Jon: Yo Emily! You would think that my wife's pregnancy would be the worst nine months of my life, but its not.
Emily: Why is that Jon?
Jon: Because i get to cow her when im thirsty!
Emily: Oh Jon!
by Barnyard Fun June 3, 2009
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