Barney Woodbine's definitions

Daisy Dusting

The act of expelling gas when walking ahead of a group of women so they walk into the odor.

Bill gave that group of female lawyers a good daisy dusting on the sidewalk. One who does this act is a "daisy duster."

gas prank fart gross funny butt women odor

by Barney Woodbine October 2, 2012

Phlegm Wad

A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.

She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie

by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012