positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 01, 2013

lummifleeboster

When an elderly person leaves their blinker on while on the freeway. The blinker remains on indefinitely.

Driver "Their blinker has been on for 5 miles now."

Passenger "oh, that is probably just a lummifleeboster."

by Barking frog November 30, 2013