1 definition by Barking Spider

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The chemical in passed gas that causes a person to need to leave the room. Can also but used to substitute the word fart, toot, or cut the cheese.
Bob(farts)
Susie:Gross Bob humed!!
Lesley: EVACUATE!!!!!
everyone else leaves.
by Barking Spider March 14, 2009

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