2 definitions by Barak O mama
A fat jewish man who secretly loves dick but i love him so its all g, he is rly nice and a genuine friend who is always there for you whenever you need him. He is a special person and to be friends with is a blessing. he can always make you smile and he always is able to make you laugh even when your pissed. He is a orange shit who loves donald trump but he also thinks he is black but he actually is a fat white boy and the only black thing he sees is his room bc he is depressed. He is leaving to go to america soon which is going to give me the depressions but overall I love him as a human and im greatful he is my friend and that I always can count on him to be there for me
toby is a lady? oh wait nevermind....
Is that a bag of meat? sorry no thats toby
Toby is hungry, be careful he is about to eat America
I think Toby has aids
I SEE MOVING POTATOES
I SLEEP IN KRISPY KREMES
Is that a bag of meat? sorry no thats toby
Toby is hungry, be careful he is about to eat America
I think Toby has aids
I SEE MOVING POTATOES
I SLEEP IN KRISPY KREMES
by Barak O mama November 25, 2016
A useless prick who takes you for granted and as soon as you start talking to him he begins to ignore you and turns into an ass****
he is the definition of an ass but he is rly hot and his jaw line is fire offttttttttttt
he also likes 10000 girls and is popular but he is an obnoxious twat when it comes to meeting new friends bc he treats them like dirt.
his penis is also as tiny as a grain of rice so sorry for all the ladies that like a Conrad bc he ain't got a penis
he is the definition of an ass but he is rly hot and his jaw line is fire offttttttttttt
he also likes 10000 girls and is popular but he is an obnoxious twat when it comes to meeting new friends bc he treats them like dirt.
his penis is also as tiny as a grain of rice so sorry for all the ladies that like a Conrad bc he ain't got a penis
OMG ITS CONRAD STAY AWAY FROM HIM HIS DEADLY
EW IS THAT EBOLA.. WAIT THATS CONRAD
MY CAT JUST SHITTED OUT SOME CONRAD IT ISNT THAT APPEALING
IS THAT A DOG GROWLING? ... UM NO ITS CONRAD TALKING
IS IT HALLOWEEN YET? NI WHY... BC SOMEONE IS DRESSED UP AS A CONRAD
STAY AWAY FROM CONRAD BC HE IS PILE OF HORSE SHIT
CONRAD IS A JEWISH MAN WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FRIEND IS
EW IS THAT EBOLA.. WAIT THATS CONRAD
MY CAT JUST SHITTED OUT SOME CONRAD IT ISNT THAT APPEALING
IS THAT A DOG GROWLING? ... UM NO ITS CONRAD TALKING
IS IT HALLOWEEN YET? NI WHY... BC SOMEONE IS DRESSED UP AS A CONRAD
STAY AWAY FROM CONRAD BC HE IS PILE OF HORSE SHIT
CONRAD IS A JEWISH MAN WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FRIEND IS
by Barak O mama November 23, 2016