Nik

Main example of a typical name abbreviation when trying to 'look cool' but instead makes the owner look like a desperate middle-aged man trying to look gothic when men of that age should know better. A mutation of 'Nick' - the real abbreviation for 'Nicholas'. Another example: 'Jez'.

"Here comes Nick on his new skateboard, what does he look like! . <shouts> Oi Nick!".

Nik: "Fuk off"