2 definition by Band President

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an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.
Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!
by Band President May 24, 2005

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A controlling bitch who uses her stupidity, fatness, and overall dumbass personality in order to force strict rules upon children in music classes.
Dude, that mom is such a muse, she couldn't go 5 seconds without telling me what to do or where to go or what I was doing wrong!
by Band President May 10, 2005

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