Banal Schlong's definitions

FOB

An acronym for "Fat Obnoxious Bitch"

Used to describe loud, overweight, rude women.

Katie: (While eating a stick of butter) What are YOU!? I'm not gonna pay the bill!

Bob: Damn, you're just a fukin' FOB!

by Banal Schlong June 17, 2005

Amazon

Used as an exaggeration to describe very long pubic hair. Derived from the Amazon Forrest which contains very tall vegitation.

"Damn girl, you got the Amazon in your pants!"

by Banal Schlong February 3, 2005