Definitions by Bama mama

mulch

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.

After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!

mulch by Bama mama November 4, 2007