Balzar Danglin's definitions
A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.
Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose?
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
by Balzar Danglin January 9, 2021
Get the Chicken fried steakmug. When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021
Get the Picking up the truck from Yumamug.