Definitions by Ball sack blahosaphat

Fat Bear 

1. a large fat man who couldn't coach the Pittsburgh Steeler to a victory over a pop-warner team

2. A large fan man who couldn't coach the New York Yankees to a victory over a little league team and thinks it's funny to bean his players.

If Fat Bear wasn't our coach we might have won some fucking games.

Fat Bear by Ball sack blahosaphat June 21, 2006