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The most badass country in Scandinavia, known for their Black Metal, Vikings, Fjords, Oil and much more.

About 60% of the Americans believe that Polarbears and Eskimos are common to see in the streets of big cities, which, in some cases, may be true.

The western Coast of Norway (Norwegian: Vestlandet) are known for its cold, rainy winters and fishing-industry.

The money used in Norway are Norske Kroner (Norwegian Kroner) (NOK)

Also known in Rally for their world-known Rally-star, Petter Solberg, which have got a very bad case of mixing english and norwegian words together.
A conversation in west Norway:

Norwegian:
"Såg du at vi gikk 20 milliona krone i underskudd av Tall Ship's Races?"
"Jau, eg fekk med meg det, det e gale altså"

English:
"Did you see that we went lost 20 million kroners on the Tall Ship's Races?"
"Yes, i noticed that, man, that is bad"

Petter Solberg-English (real quotes):
"I came with a great fart and disappeared like a prikk in the sky"

(Correct english: "I came with a great speed and disappeared like a dot in the sky")

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell"

(Correct english: "It's not the speed that kills, its the crash")
by Badass Norwegian man June 07, 2009

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