Definitions by BadAssKiwiQueen

Insomnyphiac 

When you take a full cap of NyQuil and try to masturbate before the NyQuil consumes you. If you succeed, you’ve beaten NyQuil, if you don’t...well...the pharmacists win.

“Dude, jermey is a huge Insomnyphiactic, his wife was telling me all about it.”
“Did you know I’m an insomnyphiatic?”

Insomnyphiac by BadAssKiwiQueen October 14, 2018