Definitions by Bachelor Theo
purple headed mushroom tattoo
Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
purple headed mushroom tattoo by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
sacramento broomstick
when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
sacramento broomstick by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007