Bachelor Theo's definitions

sacramento broomstick

when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.

Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007