keirza

A kierza is the closest living relative to the mogwai. Kierzas are known to live off of sticks, slugs, grass etc. Kierzas are quadridextrious meaning it is not uncommon to see one eating with both hands while itching their ear with their foot. Kierzas can not detect motion so if you encounter one in the wild DO NOT MOVE. If they sense you they will emit high pitched screams to incite movement. To do not fall prey to their trap. They will eventually wear themselves out and fall asleep leaving you safe exit.

Guy 1: Is that a furry little michael jackson or a mogwai?

Guy 2: oh my god dude it's a keirza dont move a muscle.

by Babysandal June 02, 2021

Ortquist

A Bigfoot lockness hybrid. They may hide in the weeds of little black lake or the bayous of Nunica.

Was that an Ortquist

No it was just a bayou submarine

by Babysandal December 25, 2015