Definitions by Babymaker 5000

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.

I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.

after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012