On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
Get the Minnesota Swaddlemug. On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
“You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
Get the Minnesota Swaddlemug.