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noun
Sharp, competitive banter delivered with a grin. The art of talking 80s-style smack without crossing into real hostility. Heat without harm. Chaos without collapse.
Playground Smoke™ rattles lockers, not relationships. It’s calibrated roast energy—enough to sting, never enough to scar.
Not toxic. Not soft. Just controlled combustion.
“Relax. It’s just Playground Smoke™.”
Sharp, competitive banter delivered with a grin. The art of talking 80s-style smack without crossing into real hostility. Heat without harm. Chaos without collapse.
Playground Smoke™ rattles lockers, not relationships. It’s calibrated roast energy—enough to sting, never enough to scar.
Not toxic. Not soft. Just controlled combustion.
“Relax. It’s just Playground Smoke™.”
He tried to bring drama to the room, but all he caught was Playground Smoke and a standing ovation from the lockers.
by BWMFERW February 13, 2026
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