Definitions by BLACKPARADEZOMBIE
Baby Unicorn Dick
The object that you rub on your vagina on your period or any other bleeding part of the body to stop the bleeding while your listening to a lager amount of Ke$ha when your drunk, high, or both.
DUDE FACE!!! WE SOOO NEED TO GET A BABY UNICORN DICK, KE$HAS NEWEST ALBUM, AND SOME WEED, I JUST GT SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND I STARTED MY PENIS PERIOD!!!
Baby Unicorn Dick by BLACKPARADEZOMBIE July 9, 2011