Definitions by BIG ROB from Litchtucky

Tender Tennessee Christmas 

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

Tender Tennessee Christmas by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003