BDE specialist's definitions
Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.
by BDE specialist May 16, 2014
Get the splatmug. Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.
Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Get out of my way I have to splat!
Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!
Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!
I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!
I wake up to splaaaaaat!
If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!
Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!
I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!
I wake up to splaaaaaat!
If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
by BDE specialist May 20, 2014
Get the splatmug.