B.M. Witherspoon Esq.'s definitions

turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

shitability

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018