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Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.
Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.
by B.J. Rowling March 08, 2009

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