coti

Short for Crying On The Inside. Can be paired with lol as lolcoti or lol-coti to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside". Also used by itself, usually as a sarcastic response to upsetting news.
"Great news! My company decided I was 'too valuable' in my current position to offer me that promotion <coti>!"

"Hey, I just heard my Ex is marrying a supermodel! lol-coti"
by B. Kaiser September 06, 2008
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lolcoti

Also lol-coti. Used as a reaction to comically tragic news to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside".
"Hey, I just heard that my Ex won the lottery! lolcoti!"
by B. Kaiser September 07, 2008
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