B. Kaiser's definitions

coti

Short for Crying On The Inside. Can be paired with lol as lolcoti or lol-coti to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside". Also used by itself, usually as a sarcastic response to upsetting news.

"Great news! My company decided I was 'too valuable' in my current position to offer me that promotion <coti>!"

"Hey, I just heard my Ex is marrying a supermodel! lol-coti"

by B. Kaiser September 6, 2008

lolcoti

Also lol-coti. Used as a reaction to comically tragic news to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside".

"Hey, I just heard that my Ex won the lottery! lolcoti!"

by B. Kaiser September 7, 2008