craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.

Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.

by B-rizzle January 02, 2024

Adze

Noun. A tool similar to an ax with an arched blade at right angles to the handle, used for cutting or shaping large pieces of wood.

The wood worker used his adze diligently to make a wooden sculpture.

by B-rizzle November 28, 2018