Definitions by B-rizzle

i’d pork her 

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!

i’d pork her by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

the all queer alarm 

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

the all queer alarm by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

Gayyhound 

Noun. Slang. A girly race dog. Instead of a greyhound.

Look at that girly race dog! What do ya call it? It’s a Gayyhound! Instead of a greyhound.

Gayyhound by B-rizzle June 23, 2019

High-note 

Noun. Slang. It’s a stoner singing. The high part is the stoner after smoking weed.

That stoner singing sucks! Yeah that’s why it’s called a High-note!

High-note by B-rizzle June 23, 2019

leader of the fudge pack

Noun. Slang. It’s what you call a gay biker. Instead of leader of the pack.

Hey what do you call a gay biker? Leader of the fudge pack. Why do you say that? Cuz he’s a gay biker and cuz it’s instead of leader of the pack.

leader of the fudge pack by B-rizzle June 22, 2019

3 rings of marriage 

Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!

What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!

3 rings of marriage by B-rizzle June 22, 2019

butt ramifications 

Noun. Slang. It’s what happens when gays don’t get action. Butt cuz he’s gay and ramifications cuz there’s consequences for not getting any: he cuts them off!

Hey! Why can’t I get some? Some what? Action! I’m cutting you off! Why? Cuz you won’t give me any! You know what that’s called? What? Butt ramifications

butt ramifications by B-rizzle June 21, 2019