B-Dock Drinking Team's definitions

Sheerwoodian

There are two stages of advanced drunken language. The first stage is Swahili and the second is Sherwoodian. Sherwoodian is when all the words sound as one and contain a lot of mumbling to the point of being totally incomprehensible. Usually at this point the subject is drooling and spilling shit all over the place like a total loser.

Hey, I was down on B-dock last night and this one dude was speaking Sheerwoodian! We waited until he passed out then gave him a flying teabag.

Wow, what a fucking loser!!!

by B-Dock Drinking Team December 9, 2008